- Gruel Stout
- Twice-Baked Lager
- Turbo-Pilsner
- Steam Beer That Is Still Really Hot
- Stale Ale
- Dry-Humped APA
- Luxembourg Gray
- Lambicarbonate of Soda
- Insect Pale Ale
- Bud Light With Brown Food Coloring Irish Stout
- Hefvergnügen
By Toon, Lydon, Norman & Rutledge