Monday, July 25, 2011

Down Memory Lane

One of my favorite movies - Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid.

Here is a classic scene:

Monday, July 11, 2011

9 Deadly Words Uses By A Woman

1)  Fine
This is the world women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2)  Five Minutes
If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3)  Nothing
This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4)  Go Ahead
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

5)  Loud Sigh
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing there and arguing with you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing).

6)  Thats Okay
This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think along and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7)  Thanks
A women is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". (Exception - This is true, unless she is says "Thanks a lot" - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome". That will bring on a "whatever")

8)  Whatever
Is a woman's way of saying drop dead.

9)  Don't worry about it, I got it
Another dangerous statement, meaning there is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman's response, refer to #3.