So a woman walks onto a bus with her baby and the bus driver looks at her and says “Ma’am that is the ugliest baby I have ever seen!”.
So the woman walks to back of the bus dumbfounded and sits down. She looks to the man sitting next her and says “That bus driver just insulted me.”
The man looks at her and says “Well, go confront him about it! I’ll hold your monkey in the meantime.”