Sorry or the lack of posts lately, I hope this makes up for it a little.
“You know what, before I die, I would love to drive this beautiful limo just once.” “Well,” the limo driver says, “Come up here and take the wheel, Your Holiness, and I’ll get in back!”
Further down the road, the limo is stopped by a policeman who walks over to the limo, sees who’s sitting in the front seat and runs back to his squad car. He calls dispatch and says, “I just pulled over someone really important and I don’t know what to do.”
“Well, who is it?” his dispatcher says, “The mayor? The governor? The president?”
“I don’t know exactly who he is,” the officer responds, “but the Pope is his chauffeur!”