Monday, June 27, 2011


A pregnant woman was in an accident and she fell into a coma, but had her babies delivered safely. She wakes up shortly after her babies are delivered.

Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl.

Woman: Great! How are they doing.

Doctor: They are perfectly healthy. We even let your brother name them.

Woman: Oh no! My brother is an idiot! What are their names?

Doctor: Your daughter is named Denise.

Woman: Oh that’s a nice name. What about my son?

Doctor: His name is…Denephew.

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